Recession Beard

A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during recession, or other forms of economic depression, when jobs are lost en masse. The loss of job makes the unemployed male down in the dumps, and the laziness makes him less likely to shave.

Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?

by Adumbration December 22, 2008

Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.

"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"

by BreadGod September 21, 2016

Red Dead Redemption

Better than GTA IV

Red Dead Redemption is the most epic game of all time.

by marston89 May 7, 2010

Red Dead Redemption 2

One of the greatest games ever made, like ever. It has an amazing story with a beautiful open world and great character development. If you’re looking for a game to buy I’d recommend.

Guy 1: have you played Red Dead Redemption 2 yet?
Guy 2: YES! ITS AMAZING!

by Big boi fanny December 2, 2020

Recreational

For use by anyone, not meant for any one person. Communal, opposite of prescription. Often shortened to rec

Yeah man, you can have the lemonade in the fridge it’s recreational.

by rocktheon September 16, 2019

The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009