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Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022
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Grim Reaper

The thing you should dress up as to your friend’s funeral while saying and eating nothing.
Friend: I’ll give you 50 dollars if you dress up as a grim reaper at my funeral
Me: already planning it dude.
by 😭sInGlEpRiNgLe😭 April 4, 2020
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friend reaping

v.
the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.

friend reap, friend reaped.
Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!
by goldfish & co February 20, 2007
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reapers

The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. I have dismissed this claim.
Ah yes, "Reapers" (insert airquotes)
by Council Turian April 29, 2010
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You Reap What You Sow

The basic nature of God's Justice:
GALATIANS 6: 7-9 (KJV)
7: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
8: For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
9: And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

THE DEFINITIONS:
1. Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.
2. You cannot escape the consequences of your actions. What you do comes back to you.
3. You will see the long-term effects of your actions.
4. KARMA - The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
5. What goes around comes around.
6. Your actions all have consequences. Don't ever be fooled into thinking that your actions don't have consequences. Don't think you can get away with bad choices even if you don't seem to get caught. Remember verse seven tells us that God cannot be mocked. He sees it all. You reap what you sow.
Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

We sow in one season, we reap in another.

Sow a thought you reap an act. Sow an act, you reap a habit. Sow a habit, you reap a character. Sow a character, you reap a consequence.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 14, 2005
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Reaps

The taker of souls and life.
Joe: The reaps came for my uncle yesterday.

Stan: im sorry bro
Joe: nah its ok he was a fag
by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017
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pussy reaper

Giving extreme oral on a girl that is so amazing u take the soul out of her and when finished she remains lifeless .
Your mom called me the pussy reaperlast night when she felt lifeless after I went down on her
by Justnasty June 10, 2016
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