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receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
receipt hostage by theoldsage November 13, 2016
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Mojang's typo of the word "recipe." Found by Phoenix SC in a video called "Mojang can't spell "Recipe."" It's stated as an error in an update/snapshot in Minecraft. I think it's fixed, but I don't know yet.
Phoenix: I'd like to give you a list of English words that start with r-e-c, and end with l-e. Here they are. Rectangle, Reconcile, Receptacle. That is all. (laughs) I'd like to introduce a new one, from Mojang, reciple.
reciple by veniceonvenus March 10, 2022
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Receipts 

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.
Emma Blackery:Don't you try coming for me
Cause I'm the bitch who keeps her receipts
Receipts by ToboTron May 12, 2018
No dumbass. It's not spelled recipie it's spelled recipe.
recipie by hungry bastard July 28, 2006

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent 

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)
" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

receive and leave 

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more
nic : “i think she wanna be a thing
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

reanimation 

1) The recreation of something
2) Something that is in the prosses of being animated again
3) The name of the remix album the band Linkin Park did
You see the reanimation of King Kong?

King Kong is being reanimated.

Reanimation, that cd from Linkin Park is pretty sweet!
reanimation by Arshen January 7, 2006