A god of all ramen. Eat ramen without his permission, and the god of humankind will smite you with a tiny hotdog.
Dear Raymond, I ask you to let me eat this ramen without letting me smited by the god of humankind with a tiny hotdog. Please give me your permission.
by Ramen god November 12, 2018
Get the Raymond mug.1) A human/cyborg? generator of expressive verbal terms such as "Oh my.. GOD!" or "you know WHAT?!?"
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
"Yo can you help me with this computer science question?"
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
by I am Not William, Tim or Corey May 8, 2009
Get the Raymond Hoac mug.A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
Get the Raymond Carver mug.Rayvon is that N**** he don't stop grinding till he make it to the top and gets everyone else he know to the top he is the chilled the realist and the illest
Damn Rayvon you did that
by greggang June 28, 2018
Get the Rayvon mug.Boy 1: dude, i heard you banged three different women yesterday!
Boy 2: woah, easy there bro, im not Raymone.
Boy 2: woah, easy there bro, im not Raymone.
by XThe ProfessorX March 20, 2013
Get the Raymone mug.Pulling a raymond means when someone physically leaves or exits a building withouth so much of a goodbye or notification that they intend to leave
by imperialmike August 6, 2009
Get the Pulled a Raymond mug.A Police informant. Most commonly used as an intransitive verb, but also as a noun. Originates from the infamous DEA informant Raymond Wendell Little. Often used as substitute for snitch or Benedict Arnold.
1. "How did you get arrested?'
"Somebody Raymond Little-ed on me"
2. "You can't do that with old Raymond Little around, the police will be here in no time!"
"Somebody Raymond Little-ed on me"
2. "You can't do that with old Raymond Little around, the police will be here in no time!"
by The Wise 0ld 0wl February 18, 2013
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