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Neo-ravioli 

New-ravioli, part of a updated food classification system referring to any ravioli-shaped food that is pressed closed on both sides. (Ex. Uncrustables, Pop Tarts, etc.)
I love eating neo-ravioli on the go, it’s so convenient for travel!
Neo-ravioli by Raviolifriend September 13, 2020

Rach Ravioli 

A Rach Ravioli refers to the sexual act of enveloping a female (a Rach) in fresh pasta sheets, and proceeding to penetrate both the pasta and the female in every available orifice; then covering in sauce (semen).
Person A: "Damn I met this girl ripe for a Rach Ravioli last week"

Person B "you nasty"
Rach Ravioli by VelvetFox January 27, 2021

I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga 

A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."

Ravioli Tip 

When the penile foreskin is filled with cheesy smegma. Caused by utter filth and poor hygiene.
She was a little turned off by my ravioli Tip. Told me I needed to get a shower and clean up.

I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.
Ravioli Tip by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Human Ravioli 

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt
Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
Human Ravioli by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

holy ravioli cheesesus christ 

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole