If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
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Get the I'd rather snuggle with Shrek mug.A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
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A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
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Get the ratherfucker mug.A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.
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"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."
than actual news reporting.
A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.
"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."
than actual news reporting.
A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.
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