Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.

I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.

by pchr100 December 4, 2010

Rape Shoes

The shoes you wear when you rape someone or something.

Wheres my rape shoes?

by poopytrim June 10, 2009

Rape 'Stache

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010

Rape Smile

The smile one wears before committing rape; or while thinking of raping someone.

"Adam is totally wearing his rape smile, we should tell John to stay away from him."

by Gentsmmm June 20, 2012

rape station

A gas station in which gasoline is very expensive. Often the prices per gallon for a rape station are hard to see from the nearby streets, and one does not know the prices until they actually drive into the station. The particulars of a country's petroleum imports/exports or futures are not taken into account when designating a gas station a "rape station", and the designation is somewhat subjective.

Tired of getting screwed for gas, John found a small, run-down Arco that looked promising. As he pulled up to a pump, however, he found his hopes dashed: at $2.059 for regular, he had run into yet another rape station.

by LowPro January 19, 2005

Rape Shower

The word "Rape Shower" which is the actual act of taking a shower because you feel so ashamed.

Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.

by Captain Black Eye Patch September 19, 2005