Raptop

a Notebook commonly used by raptors, with a raptor driven interface.

Hey man did you check out that new youtube video on my raptop?

by Djaries February 1, 2009

Raptard

Can be one of two things.
Either:
1) A stupid wannabe rapper like 50 cent or Ja rule
2) A really foolish and crazy religious dude from the RaptureReady.com website. And since most of the people on that site are already kind of nutty, a true Raptard will stand out and shine, believe me.

Raptards like 50 cent suck ass and should eat dirt. At least the second kind of raptard is somewhat interesting.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

Rastapresbyterian

Someone who has dreadlocks, wears Jamaican colours but isn't really a Rastafarian.

That white boy with the dreads ain't no Rastafarian, he's a Rastapresbyterian

by Seanchk December 28, 2009

Rastaphones

Yellow, red, and green Rastafari-themed headphones worn by Rastafari fanboys who admire Bob Marley and smoke weed in an attempt to be cool.

Salina: Cool rastaphones, Mike!

Mike: (Pulls rastaphones out of ears) What?

by RastaFanboy August 29, 2011

Rapaporting

Leaking DM’s from another man in an attempt to remain relevant and/or gain clout

“I’ll show your girlfriend what you sent last night”
“Bitch don’t be out here Rapaporting”

by Youmadatyoirmom March 31, 2021

rattapottamous

A fat rat that's hungry like a hippo

That rattapottamous wanted all the cake and to eat it he left his team starving

by Accoustic Legend June 24, 2022