randomness

Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense

The cat sat on the mat

That Tree is Crazy

I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas

Wheres my total guitar steve mags

by Fazza24 February 9, 2004

randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike

"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny

by Afromonk August 24, 2006

randominal

Derives from the word random. Randominal is a deeper and more meaningful indicating that great thought has been put into the classification of something concerning its randomness.

A black cat walked by and terry exclaimed a few minutes later, "that was randominal."

by ilya the loud February 15, 2005

RanDomthiNg521

RanDomthiNg521 known best for stark industries 20 drops is a man with a bad mic and a great mic at the same time also hates the British

Random:are you bri.ish mate biscuits and tea
Sheepman: oh you shut up RanDomthiNg521
Random:hahaha

by Clumsy noname December 26, 2020

randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation

{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.

by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008

Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.

Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you

by Random-kid August 19, 2006

awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004