2 definition by Fazza24

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Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense

The cat sat on the mat

That Tree is Crazy

I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas

Wheres my total guitar steve mags

by Fazza24 February 09, 2004

a new name for the telephone, very popular in england where everybody is a weed or wanker

Ive just answered my hellofone aint that cool?

by fazza24 February 29, 2004