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randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation
{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.
by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008
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awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
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Randomish

randomish (RAND-em-ish)

adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
We were talking about baby rape the other night when Adolf tried to change the subject with this randomish remark. OW! My toe!
by Jaack August 21, 2007
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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
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Randomnisity

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject
The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol
by James best May 26, 2006
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randomistic

a totally awesome way of saying random, because random is too boring for some sentances.
Wow, that unicorn siting was sooo randomistic!
by ameda murdock November 30, 2010
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