rusty trombone 

To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.

If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.

rusty trombone by RooR-Ass February 27, 2005

rusty trombone 

A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling

That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.

rusty trombone by donkeypunch81 April 26, 2006

rusty trombone 

When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

rusty trombone by hohoho May 2, 2004

Rusty Trombone 

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

Rusty Trombone by Ryan May 24, 2004

rusty trombone 

a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the
member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist

i was in the feathers last night jim
played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo

rusty trombone by shakerdemus and plyers July 21, 2009

rusty trombone 

when a girl tongue twisters the asshole of a man while giving him a reach around and fondles his nuts

Matt gave Tom W a superb rusty trombone

rusty trombone by Sean and Tom L January 31, 2004

Rusty Trombone 

The act of a woman giving oral sex to a mans anus while stroking his penis.

We were getting freaky one night and he bent over and asked me to give him a rusty trombone.

Rusty Trombone by dbintx October 12, 2006