Rupert

A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
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Rupert

A species werewolf that doesn't smell.
"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"
by somebody who does not smell September 17, 2008
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He's a bear and he's gay!
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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Rupert

The goat, never skips a beat to just send it. He is always crippled and sometimes a waste of oxygen but is very loving and caring. People usually like him for the money but after find him handsome.
Rupert is the goat
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A top teacher from Derby who has many talents including writing a 5000 word assignment in less than 12 hours. You will often find him without a coat, watching planet earth and eating oats. Sometimes single, but usually seen surrounded by Asian baes. Ruperts are also known to be charming, genuine, funny and down to earth. He is a caring and generally wonderful guy and you can always rely on good ol’ rupes to help you out.
Man that guy is totally a Rupert
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A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
by Atticus Black May 17, 2009
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some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.
Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!
by SLK May 22, 2004
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