Rupert

A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.

Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.

by stropmag July 25, 2011

Rupert

A species werewolf that doesn't smell.

"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"

by somebody who does not smell October 27, 2008

Rupert

big gay bear

He's a bear and he's gay!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Rupert

The goat, never skips a beat to just send it. He is always crippled and sometimes a waste of oxygen but is very loving and caring. People usually like him for the money but after find him handsome.

Rupert is the goat

by The_Plug October 13, 2020

Rupert

A top teacher from Derby who has many talents including writing a 5000 word assignment in less than 12 hours. You will often find him without a coat, watching planet earth and eating oats. Sometimes single, but usually seen surrounded by Asian baes. Ruperts are also known to be charming, genuine, funny and down to earth. He is a caring and generally wonderful guy and you can always rely on good ol’ rupes to help you out.

Man that guy is totally a Rupert

by CB_1993 December 18, 2016

rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

rupert

some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.

Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!

by SLK May 22, 2004