Rodent Moment

When painter Bob Ross gets one of his sugar gliders caught up his rectal cavity

Bob had a bit of a rodent moment in the last episode

by Shelleee October 2, 2020

Rodent Tendencies

Someone who plays or acts like a rodent. Described as scared, cowers away immediatley when danger is in sight, but then comes out to swoop in on the reward when no consequences are in sight.

*playing a battle royale*
*gets a kill after a near death experience*
*boom*
*killed by some random guy crounching around a corner*
THESE RODENT TENDENCIES PLAYERS MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

by On meyy January 30, 2022

Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.

Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!

by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022

Rodent fondler

Donald trump favorite hobbie

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.

by butterballz August 17, 2022

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 25, 2013

Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

Disgusting Rodent

A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.

"Send nudes you disgusting rodent"

by untag February 17, 2015