ROD

Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.

Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"

by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010

Rod

Firearm.Origin Northern Ireland.

What ye searching for ye brit bastard, I ain't carrying no rod!

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

rod

A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature

I always knew Joe D. was a total rod

by Bob Papadopolous May 1, 2005

ROD

(1)
Rape
On
Demand
(2)A dick
(3)A simple stick that has been carved into a slim shape with a knife
(4)A fishing rod

(1)I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME NOW!!!
(2)Oh wow what a big rod you have there...
(3)nice rod you have can i try it out?
(4)awesome new fishing rod, Vick, let's go try it out shall we?

by Bloody Scythe March 16, 2009

ROD

(Roll Over Desk) when a person is sitting at a desk and their stomach rolls over the desk. a spin off of ROB (Roll Over Belt

Dam Alexsandra, your ROD is almost touching the keyboard

by Rob G'z October 18, 2008

Rod

any cylandrical object

He was holding onta a rod

by Rod Munch August 12, 2003

rod

an egotistical arrogant whore of a titty bar dj

DJ : "I'll play what I feel like playin when I feel like it for who ever i feel like. AND you have to tip me..."
Stripper: "Fuck you, you fucking ROD"

by hmmmmmm....you want my name... ha! January 6, 2004