ROD 

Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.

Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"

ROD by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010

Rod 

Firearm.Origin Northern Ireland.

What ye searching for ye brit bastard, I ain't carrying no rod!

Rod by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

rod 

A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature

I always knew Joe D. was a total rod

rod by Bob Papadopolous May 1, 2005

ROD 

(1)
Rape
On
Demand
(2)A dick
(3)A simple stick that has been carved into a slim shape with a knife
(4)A fishing rod

(1)I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME NOW!!!
(2)Oh wow what a big rod you have there...
(3)nice rod you have can i try it out?
(4)awesome new fishing rod, Vick, let's go try it out shall we?

ROD by Bloody Scythe March 16, 2009

ROD 

(Roll Over Desk) when a person is sitting at a desk and their stomach rolls over the desk. a spin off of ROB (Roll Over Belt

Dam Alexsandra, your ROD is almost touching the keyboard

ROD by Rob G'z October 18, 2008

Rod 

any cylandrical object

He was holding onta a rod

Rod by Rod Munch August 12, 2003

rod 

an egotistical arrogant whore of a titty bar dj

DJ : "I'll play what I feel like playin when I feel like it for who ever i feel like. AND you have to tip me..."
Stripper: "Fuck you, you fucking ROD"

rod by hmmmmmm....you want my name... ha! January 6, 2004