Roberto
Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so as he is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.
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Roberto
Wise, friendly, strong, gentle and easygoing. He can be annoying but the more you get to know him, the more attached you will be. He’s quick to finding solutions and gets things done. Most importantly he possesses a monster shlong. Some may refer to him as the human tripod but that is just his shmeat.
Roberto
The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. Although he carries a lot of ego once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes awhile to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be
loved by him. Roberto could be very sweet but he can also be brutal if you mess with him so never make him mad or you will regret it .
loved by him. Roberto could be very sweet but he can also be brutal if you mess with him so never make him mad or you will regret it .
Roberto by luvvvurmom May 23, 2022
ROBERTO
Roberto is a great man with a whole lot of problems. A big dick and saggy balls. Roberto is a do’er with a nasty side you don’t want to see. Roberto is also a big softy at heart and is in love with a Tara. He enjoys long walks on the beach but also thinks doing a house break is romantic.
ROBERTO by Sonicishectic July 7, 2022
Roberto
Pieces of shit that are almost unable so survive by themselves . They are usually unable to speak properly and they can't spel right to save theyr lives.
Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.
Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.
Alex: Hey! Roberto. How are you doing?
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga
Alex: Alright, good for you buddy
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga
Alex: Alright, good for you buddy
Roberto
A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.
1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.