spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.

Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.

by El Juanquero May 13, 2005

Roastie

Middle aged Women who was very sexually active with many partners but now wants to get married and have kids, which is nearly impossible.

Bro: look at that cougar, bet shes DTF

Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something

Bro: thanks dude

by DioDoomer January 9, 2020

Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.

*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!

by manoftheyear October 29, 2012

Solo Roasting

To excel while working independently.

Robert is working alone on that project, he is on fire, straight solo roasting!

by AtwaterDaddy February 22, 2017

Squishy Roasting

The process of sanding a squishy to help paint stick better to a squishy when giving it a makeover. Created by Moriah Elizabeth on YouTube used primarily in her Squishy Makeover series!

"Let's get to squishy roasting" or "Time for squishy roasting"

by thatsonbeingmentallyunstable September 25, 2020

Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

Roasting

Roasting someone means that you know how to be tactfully mean (snarky) without being mean-spirited in poking fun at someone, teasing, ruthlessly ridiculing, trash talking, and even mocking them.

Roasting people that you know is usually a bad idea because people will believe that there is truth in every joke and might laugh in the moment but remember nothing but bitterness, which is why roasting should be reserved for when a person truly deserves it.

by Rosebud1776 May 7, 2017