Sex rival

A word used to label a person that shares the same sexual fetishes and sex appeal as you .

"Man Trina is my sex rival I don't believe it !"

by Trevipedia June 3, 2016

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

Wanna play rivals?

Asking someone to have aggressive bloody ball slapping gay sex. Asking another male to milk your cock so hard blood shoots out when you cum.

"Hey wanna play rivals?" "Sure my cock could use a bloody milking right now!"

by cumwolf March 7, 2021

Twitch rival 7

Big pogger

Tommy-look Wilbur it is twitch rival 7!!!!!
Wilbur-POG!!!!
Tubbo-aye 7!!!

by Kazoo'sAreGr8 September 1, 2020

Archers new rival

Amazing Screamo/Indie/Rock band!

I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?

by Joenamouth April 21, 2006

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012

Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023