Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.

Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.

by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020