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cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.
What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register
by kayomayo July 14, 2016
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Cash register honest

A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.

Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.

Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010
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The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.
Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.
by MathPlus February 23, 2021
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on the register

Our gym teacher is crazy I bet you he’s on the register
by Hakashi Katake August 6, 2020
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rub register

a female version of the male spank bank
Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.
by cashole August 24, 2006
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Sack register

The act of pulling excess scrotal skin over your soft penis and and pressing on the exposed base of the penis and as the penis flings out of the sack wrap you say cha ching mocking the sound of a cash register
"Dude he was so drunk that he made a sakpak and put on a "sack register" for us it was so funny
by Bighair15 March 14, 2010
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The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.
That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.
by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018
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