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french rudder

Female version of the dutch rudder
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead
by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 20, 2009
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beta writer/reader

a person who reads over a piece of writing and suggests edits for improvement regarding grammar, punctuation, spelling, phrasing, pacing, characterization, etc. they're popular among the fanfiction community.
Yo, Chris, do you know a good beta writer/reader? I have a short one shot I need to have looked over.
by sighzawa February 17, 2019
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Roman Rudder

The act of reaching behind oneself to plunge another's fist in and out of one's anus. Much like reaching back to steer the rudder of a boat.
It was an awkward moment indeed, walking in on that chap giving his mate a Roman Rudder. His fist smelled something awful.
by Pookaloo September 22, 2010
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Guardian Reader

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
by cocksuckah December 14, 2010
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dirty rudder

A sexual act in which a person "motorboats" with the ass cheeks of his/her partner(s). A combination of brown nosing and motorboating.
Her ass was so fine I got in close and gave her a dirty rudder.
by BlacKSye June 14, 2010
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Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.
The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.
by D1L0 December 31, 2015
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Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.
Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!
by kingchamp January 30, 2010
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