Quatchy

Suspiciously odorous

My shirt is quatchy, and I have no idea why is smells like this.

by Mr. Quatchy August 15, 2018

Quatchescantry

Where explosives and amuzes are made.

We studied bombs and explosing at the quatchescantry.

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

qwitchercryin

Shut up and quit whining about nothing.

Oh for jeebus' sake, qwitchercryin ya big baby.

by Jackie the Beautiful July 13, 2007

quatchy

A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hot sunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...

Dude check out quatchy... chick needs to wash badly, shaving wouldn't hurt either...

by Rob Diablo December 27, 2007

Quatchi

Bitch, to act or become someone's a bitch.

A reference to the 2010 Olympic mascot, this hairy fucker had a habit of brushing off adults and children alike. Possibly because he was the most popular or the largest of the mascots, his ego and attitude served his name well.

"Johnny, can I have a turn at the Xbox please?
- "Shut up Pete, I'm still playin'."
"Pleeeaasssee? I've been waiting for hours!!!"
- "Fuck Pete, quit being such a Quatchi!"

Albert took the last donut. That was such a Quatchi move.

After Fredrick's arrest and conviction, everyone knew that pretty face of his would make him someone's Quatchi on the inside.

by The Stitchman July 12, 2010

quatch

Synonym for "coach".

"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003