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quranist

A Muslim who follows the Quran alone for Islamic guidance and ruling. Quranists consider Sunnis and Shias to be infidels kuffar and not Muslims since they reject following the Quran alone and follow the Hadiths. The most famous group of the Quranists are perhaps the Yan Tatsine jihadist group. Quranists consider Hadiths to be fabrications against the Islamic prophet Muhammad, innovation as they were written 100 years after the death of Muhammad, and un-Islamic as they contradict the teachings of the Quran. In Arabic Quranist Muslims are known as al-Quraniyoon or Ahlul Quran "people of the Quran", and in French they are known as Coranistes.
Those Quranist Muslims are always insulting Hadithists such as Sunnis and Shias. They never stop!
by PoliticalDon May 31, 2019
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Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*
by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022
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qurani

that is very qurani looking car.
by qurani December 30, 2017
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King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
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Quran

The holy book of Islam,

Muslims believe that there are 2 forms of the quran,

the eternal quran as in the word of god,
the written down quran,

during Mohammed's (prophet of Islam) life he had several scribes and people around him wrote down quran verses on practically whatever they had, paper, leaves, rocks, etc

After Mohammed's death the first caliph (leader) of Islam compiled all of the quran verses he could, he also used the written down qurans that people made specials in order to make one standard quran which all of the muslims could use.

Later in time people were commanded to burn all of the other qurans that were not this standard version.
-Imam: Hey would you like a free quran?
-Person: Yes I would, thank you.
by Gothenburgers September 19, 2023
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Quaunt

When someone is being queer and a cunt at the same time.
Oh my god, that Richard guy was being such a quaunt towards him.
by Reverseplague September 6, 2016
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quran williams

A guy that take to many L's and make up lies saying he's better.
PS.a guy that's a bitch
by NovaKuroha November 29, 2017
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