quornography

A type of VERY soft porn. E.g. A catalogue lingerie model.

"My internet broke so I had to make do with some quornography"

by Tommynumber August 24, 2007

quondamness

A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary words to use in their stories, in the hopes of sounding more intelligent than they will ever be.

I could use the word "shiny" but I will consult my quondamness to find a harder word to make me look smart!

by Mal1bu May 14, 2008

quoop

When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

Janice: Do you smell something?
Sherice: Yes, that was me. I just quooped and need some wet wipes to clean up.

by The Spy Who Quooped On Me December 4, 2012

quone

A neologism coined in "The Stakeout" episode of the television series "Seinfeld", "quone" was a word used by Mrs. Seinfeld in a Scrabble game. It was found by Jerry to not be a real word, but Kramer insists that it means "to sedate". Whether or not this word has been adapted remains to be seen.

"This dictionary's no good, we need a medical dictionary! When a patient is difficult, you quone him." - Kramer

by UberMan April 26, 2005

Eat the quooging

The act of sucking the fecal matter out of another's anus, then consuming it.

Diana is such a nasty slut! I heard she ate the quooging last night!

by Harrium and Plester's new Scabble "Dick"shonairee March 12, 2005

quoof

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

Quong

When one subject blows weed smoke into a woman's womb whilst she intakes air for her next queef followed by the queef smoke going into another subjects lungs.

Hey julie, let me a carlos take a quong real quick.

by Jordansreym April 26, 2009