Midnight Quiche

From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.

by Arbuff October 26, 2016

quanchiequanch

When you’re pissed, bitchy, mad

I’m quanchiequanch at the fact that this was not a word before 😤😏

by Jxnnii ;))) May 31, 2018

Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"

by Dr Queef Sneefer August 9, 2009

quacha

Diareah Shit, or regualr shit. Either one is ok.

The Quacha is coming out!!!

by NIGGR KILLR November 9, 2003

Quiche

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

quiche

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

by Tommy Theobald December 28, 2005