Quibbledorf

The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.

Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.

Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf

Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf

Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf

Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."

by the_ec_and_madtown April 20, 2009

Quire

About 25 sheets of paper

I would like to buy a quire of A4 paper, please

by Toptonychick July 18, 2021

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

quinby

A person who sucks farts out of chickens. Possibly as an occupation.

Man, I saw your dad over by the chicken coop. What is he, a quinby?

by Beeler September 18, 2003

quimby

The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.

Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.

by mr. re-run October 5, 2011

Quibi

When someone sticks their tongue down a man's urethra while inserting a finger into his anus at the same time.

Person 1: "When she gave me a Quibi the other night, I came so hard!"
Person 2: "Aw really? I should make my hoe give me a Quibi!"

by awhite0119 March 21, 2020

quibbin

the act of worrying about something of minor importance and making yourself look obsessive or foolish.

person 1: daym i cant believe my girl up and left me like that
person 2: dude she was a frikin minghag you quibbin.

by krizt33nlala April 20, 2009