Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens

by G.Meela January 4, 2003

quimsy

A word that is used to define any sort of humorous area on the body, such as the anus, the sphincter, or the penis.

Oh god, my quimsy feels so awesome right now.

by Jack the Butt October 15, 2012

quimby

A man in the middle of a 3-way butt-fuck.

The quimby gives as much as he receives.

by Arnie January 24, 2003

quimby

a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight

OMG that Steedman is such a quimby

by fallows November 5, 2012

Quimby

To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.

NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word

Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)

by HemelPaigons July 27, 2012

Ride Quimby

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011

Quimby

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.

by sweet sassy mallassy May 21, 2003