Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".

"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

queeblo

The act of purchasing both a whopper and a 40 ounce malt liquor beverage at or around 5:45 a.m and or p.m.

'It's 5:45 and I've got $5.45, time to get a whopper and a 40 and ride" - Queeblo

by twoheadedrabbit November 1, 2013

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.

"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."

by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

queef

When the magical unicorn in women's vagina sneezes. Usually during sex.

"damn, Lucy can queef like an elephant!"

by playdoedoedoe February 18, 2017