by afatperson June 28, 2005
Get the el jugo de queso mug.When you shove your dick into some cheese and shove some salsa into a girls anus and fuck her until the dip is nice and creamy. (Note: You can Shave off her pubic hair and set it on fire to create an aroma for the queso dip.)
by quesodip September 16, 2016
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Quesuo • queso • Queso dip • quesosexual • Queso Blanco • Queso Crunchwrap • Queshole • queshon • Queso Beso • queso blaster
1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)
Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)
Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)
Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)
Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)
Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)
Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009
Get the con queso mug.Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.
Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.
by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020
Get the Queso hit/on the carpet mug.the boss; the 'big cheese'.
Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
by Endo the Great June 5, 2017
Get the el queso grande mug.The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
Get the Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin mug.Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009
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