Quatchescantry

Where explosives and amuzes are made.

We studied bombs and explosing at the quatchescantry.

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

quatchy

A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hot sunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...

Dude check out quatchy... chick needs to wash badly, shaving wouldn't hurt either...

by Rob Diablo December 27, 2007

Quatchi

Bitch, to act or become someone's a bitch.

A reference to the 2010 Olympic mascot, this hairy fucker had a habit of brushing off adults and children alike. Possibly because he was the most popular or the largest of the mascots, his ego and attitude served his name well.

"Johnny, can I have a turn at the Xbox please?
- "Shut up Pete, I'm still playin'."
"Pleeeaasssee? I've been waiting for hours!!!"
- "Fuck Pete, quit being such a Quatchi!"

Albert took the last donut. That was such a Quatchi move.

After Fredrick's arrest and conviction, everyone knew that pretty face of his would make him someone's Quatchi on the inside.

by The Stitchman July 12, 2010

quatch

Synonym for "coach".

"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

quatch

slang used for "Sasquatch" around the campus of Toronto's Ryerson University, used to describe the massive beast like creatures in around the downtown core. Can also be used as an adjective.

Yo did you see that god damn quatch , he ate the hot dog vendor

Man, i got quatched on that exam

by UTPTurtle July 23, 2008

quatch

a term used to refer to a woman's unusually hairy vagina. taken from the word sasquatch. or just a word to substitute for vagina, pussy, cunt, twat etc.

SASQUATCH - SAS = QUATCH

Dude, last night i got so drunk and sassed Kelly's quatch. It looked like she was smuggling Chewbacca in her underwear!

OR

Dude, i finally got the quatch last night. It was pretty tight

by skid69dawg July 30, 2009