pushing tea

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.

by castfire11 June 10, 2010

pushing flowers

1. Dead
2. Exhausted; feeling dead

I have been awake for 24 hours. I am pushing flowers, man.

by hershey8010 December 28, 2013

if push comes to shove

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

by Gioffre March 11, 2017

hulk push

To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.

It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.

You should do a hulk push before bed.

I just did a hulk push, can we go now?

by staticjen May 28, 2017

push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.

by Manmess November 23, 2013

mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.

- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.

by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011

Head Pusher

A sleazy guy who tries to initiate a blow job by pushing a girls head down

I liked Ryan, until I found out at Jake's party that he was a head pusher

by Randomdude42069666 October 8, 2017