panister

a combination of disgusting old white guys that like to hit on young girls... "p" comes from petafile, "an" from canibal, "ist" from rapist, and "er" from molester.

did u see those panisters hangin out over there?
people examples of panisters: billy, mr haris, the chicken man

by stacey raerae phillips June 1, 2005

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

pwninstien

the pwniest pwner of pwnage in all of pwnland.

Dude, look, it's Pwninstein!!!!

by Bob882 March 1, 2005

pwnStar

A person who has reached the pinnacle of pwning.

Whoa, 10 headshots in a row! What a pwnStar!
That guy just aced the whole team...what a pwnStar!

by pwnStar October 7, 2005

punist

One who incorporates puns intentionally

Sally is quite the punist.

by Vino Tinto April 23, 2008

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015