by The Knowledge Doctor May 2, 2008

by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.
Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

a person who is so bitch made, they have to be called a bitch in English then bitch in another language.
Varkey: I could chill with my homies tonight, but I think I'll just pick my balls and watch tv.
Dale: Varkey I've never met a bigger bitch putti than you.
Dale: Varkey I've never met a bigger bitch putti than you.
by Rob Panzo December 7, 2006

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.
by hehepoggeriscool January 20, 2021

by TeRReT January 26, 2009
