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Pocket Pussy

Slang term for a males sex toy created out of the fact babies cry too loud
Oye oye give me ur pocket pussy
Pocket Pussy by Crescometus June 27, 2016

Human pocket pussy 

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
Human pocket pussy by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Pocket Pussy

A device too pleasure a man's beaver cleaner without having too have the baggage all ladies unfortunately carry with them...
Why is Daniel so happy?

He has a pocket pussy.... duh
Pocket Pussy by Ddog0921 March 6, 2018

Pocket pussy

Pocket pussy by Yrfhh December 11, 2019

Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
Pocket Pussy by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020

Pocket pussy

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride
Pocket pussy by Tunod81 July 23, 2022