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Neo-Puritan

Neo Puritan is a person with a limited outlook who is unwilling to consider conservative, traditional ideas, perspectives or thoughts. Especially about new age subjects’ environmentalism, gay marriage, sexism, feminism, Antifa, vegan practices etc. they just want to censor you.
The Antifa and the Far Left, are as Neo-Puritan, and as narrow-minded as any religious Puritan of the 1600s.
by Uppity White Man December 24, 2018
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Purrtansi

a very cute creature, usually to reffer to an adorable cat. hence the part 'purr' for 'purr'
'Aww here comes the little purrtansi!'
'WHOS A WITTLE PURRTANSI?!'
by barfsworld December 19, 2007
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pritanshi

This bitch is the definition of built different. She cute, thicc, smoll, caring, sweet and gives the best B..... . wherever she goes she makes sure ppl know her as the *gorgeous sweeeet girl*.she is also very fenny if u get close to her u will get to experience one of the most comedic acts and be left breatheless. She smort asf but also dumb at the same time dk how she manages to be both. Also the way she embraces every piece of cloth and makes it look cute, hot or sexy is beyond words 😩. In short *pun intended* she perfect lil bb girl. And we all love her but I do more 😤. Love u pritanshi ❤
Girl 1 : omg it's pritanshi

Girl 2 : you mean babloos gf?
by Adigya November 22, 2021
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Puritanism

Puritanism kills democracy, human rights, and free speech (remember ad hominem, cancel culture and doxxing which come as a bundle?)
by Sir. B April 15, 2022
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Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.
This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.
by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020
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Puritan parts

The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.
It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.
by ga2311 January 18, 2010
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Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.
“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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