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panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015
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Gay Panic Attack

Definition accustomed to queer folks who love women but can be applied to all the LGBTQ+ community:
The moment when you see a beautiful woman and you just get overwhelmed by her beauty so instead of figuring out what to do next, your brain gets stuck into a loop of aggressively internally screaming WOMAN.
Friend: Why didn't you talk to her if you found her attractive.
Me: I couldn't, I was having a Gay Panic Attack.
by Karine Grey November 10, 2019
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pubic play

Pubic play is the name of the sexual act characterized by the act of both (or whichever number of people in the intercouse greater than 1) participants rubbing their pubic areas on one another.
"Pubic play was so intense yesterday it started a rugfire"
by Raul Genderic May 6, 2014
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panic mode

When you wake up from a night out and can't remember anything that you said or did so you immediately start to freak out trying to remember what occurred.
I wake up in panic mode every weekend.

After a night out , I wake up in panic mode and immediately text my friends for a recap on the night before.
by Blake Heidi April 20, 2017
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Pubic library

A library where an individual can get pornography
P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?
by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014
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Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009
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Pubic Mane

A rare ring of pubic hair that meets in between the head and the shaft of the cock. Closely resembles the mane of a lion. The other variant of the pubic mane resembles that of a horse. This style of the pubic mane runs in a straight line from the base of the dick shaft, up to where it just about meets the cock head.
Look at sal's fucking pubic mane! It looks like a goddamn mane!
by strokemeoff123456789 August 21, 2010
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