pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018

pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

Pork Pulled Sandwich

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.

ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.

by Boner Simpson October 21, 2009

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.

"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"

by Boatardz July 7, 2017

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024