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by Snelper September 7, 2018
Get the Maximum pucker mug.When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.
"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013
Get the Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome mug.The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.
My pucker factor was on level 10 when I experienced enemy fire and lost power to my engines. We autorotated and made it safely to the ground. But dang, i still got some of that seat in my butt.
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Get the Pucker Factor mug.A term used in the early 1970's US Army Paratrooper School to describe the fear of jumping out of an airplane for the first time.
He had so much pucker factor as he was about to jump, you couldn't drive a ten penny nail with a two pound hammer through his ass.
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