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pseudoccultonym

Name that sounds or looks so weird that you suspect it must be something else spelled backwards. Only it isn't.
I thought Seredip Posankul sounded weird so I turned it round to see what it said and ended up with luknasoP pidereS. It's obviously just a pseudoccultonym.
by Fearman April 9, 2008
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pseudoautocoprism

"I think Johnny suffers from pseudoautocoprism, he's so cocky."
"Yeah I hate that douchebag."
by tehfishbyx February 18, 2010
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Pseudointellectual

(noun)
Being a person marked by having
1. The ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations
2. The skilled use of reason
3. The ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria
apparently rather than actually as stated.
A person who pretends to be intelligent but isn't is a pseudointellectual
by GM Yami Yokaze December 20, 2004
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Pseudocumentary

Any documentary that;

. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.

Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
Taxi Driver: There's that documentary about how computers caused the financial crash, and it might have some Beethoven and Prozac in it. Maybe Tony Blair grinning like the Satanic bastard we all know he is, ha!
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
by Klaatu's Nikto November 29, 2017
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Pseudoauthenticity

When someone follows the "fad" of being authentic and loves to throw around the word, without TRULY being authentic in who they are, in their beliefs or in their projected image of oneself.
"I am so tired of the pseudoauthenticity of all these Instagram influencers."
by Moon Sister June 28, 2019
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Pseudounbearable

Someone who wants you to think what they're doing is unbearable even though it's not. Someone who wants you to feel psychologically tired, rather than actually tired.
You're not unbearable, you're a pseudounbearable poser.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
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Pseudocuck

Noun

A. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest. They are aware that their former partner will engage in sexual or romantic activities with others, indirectly anticipating a potential "upgrade" in the partner's choice or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest and does so with the express understanding and anticipation of their partner returning to them after exploring romantic or sexual activities with others. This term signifies a deliberate suspension rather than a permanent termination of the relationship, despite its resemblance to a breakup.

Verb (used with object)

A. To facilitate the conscious dissolution of a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, thereby enabling the partner to engage in romantic or sexual activities with others and indirectly anticipating the partner's potential to "upgrade" or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. To consciously facilitate a break in a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, with the understanding that the partner will return after engaging in romantic or sexual activities with others, and potentially fulfilling unexplored fantasies.
The internet made fun of Gisele for pseudocucking herself by willingly letting go of her husband she knew would sleep with dozens of more attractive women.
by SI Shane July 27, 2023
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