shot proxy 

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

shot proxy by JulieO February 11, 2014

sex proxy 

One with whom your sexual partner has had sexual relations with.

After his girlfriend confessed all to him, my buddy Hans found out he has a dog for a sex proxy!

sex proxy by Bodacious Brian August 11, 2018

Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy

Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a mental illness and a form of patient abuse and psychological disorder of a doctor marked by attention-seeking behavior. The healthcare provider with HPMSP gains attention by seeking medical advice and direction from other providers and taking instructions from his handlers who are viewed as superior to him/her. The need for approval for their exaggerated or made-up symptoms of a patient entrusted in their care is the goal, even if they only have seen the patient one time. The doctor usually makes up fake symptoms (delusional disorder, paranoid,etc.) causes of real symptoms are never truthfully documented, are ignored which are usually due to Medical Human Trafficking of nonconsensual human experimentaton of Targeted Individuals. The doctor appears to the world as committed to her job and caring about her patients. When the truth is the healthcare provider's only interest in the patient is sitting back and enjoying watching the patient suffer and approval from his/her Handlers are what the HPMSP strives for and needs for their over inflated grandiose image of themselves. Doctors who suffer from this mental disorder usually rush to social media to slander the patient, violating the patients privacy rights and with the stroke of a pen enter an entire false narrative into the patients medical history.

Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Ms. Reid who is a victim on nonconsensual human experimention and Medical Human Trafficking requested a referral for a CT Scan. Dr. Grubbs is aware of the open secret that Ms. Reid is a Targeted Individual, yet Grubbs refuses the patient's request, and opts to try and medically gaslight and falsely document the patient as delusional. Immediately after their appointment Dr. Grubbs reaches out to #psychiatry and #primarycare providers on social media (violating HIPAA) painting herself as the hard working and caring provider, seeking the healthcare communities input on, “what do we do with patients whose brain is sick.” Grubbs makes herself appear as the caring suffering doctor and it pains her that she can’t help or heal her patient's sick brain. However, the patient's brain is illegally implanted with implants which the doctor is aware of and Dr. Grubbs terrorizes the patient behind closed doors.

Healthcare Provider Munchausen syndrome by proxy by I Juana Be Free December 20, 2022

Sphincter tickle by proxy 

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"

The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

Sphincter tickle by proxy by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007

dirty sanchez by proxy 

Girl is riding you cowboy while friend is giving her anal. Friend pulls out and gives girl dirty sanchez which drizzles onto your upper lip.

You have to be there to receive a dirty sanchez by proxy.

dirty sanchez by proxy by RudeeSanchez November 17, 2016

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy 

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.

Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy by Wbr549 May 8, 2019

Shit Proxy 

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

Shit Proxy by hel112570 July 11, 2022