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protest poop 

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
protest poop by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

Protest via Poetry

When someone waves or reads a book of poetry at a Trump rally as they are being pissed off by his racist, supremacist, or hateful comments about his political foes or towards those with a different skin color as him.
Johanna opened a copy of Claudia Rankine’s “Citizen: An American Lyric” halfway through the political rally she’s attending with her husband—did her action look like a sign protest via poetry?
Protest via Poetry by Covido July 28, 2023

protest warrior 

An individual who, unable to muster more than a handful of pro-war demonstrators, seeks to fulfill a primal need for attention by crashing anti-war demonstrations.
The protest warrior helpfully explained how global warming was making the world a better place for poor people.
protest warrior by Anonymous October 27, 2003

protest warrior 

Right-leaning political movement, who generally attack the American liberal movement with weak ad-hominem attacks via their website. The organisation was founded in order to provoke violence at demonstrations and rallys, in order to capture video evidence and present it as usual behaviour for anyone they disagree with.

Most believe that all Muslims are terrorists, and anyone who does not support the neoconservative movement is an 'America-hating pussy'. As far as a Protest Warrior is concerned, terrorists are only terrorists when they threaten America. The IRA for example, are freedom fighters.
We should exterminate all Muslims, Europeans and Mexicans, because they hate freedom.
protest warrior by Insider February 22, 2005

protest warrior 

1. An organization of right-wing Americans that visit "peace" rallies, to see just how peaceful they are when their opposition exercises their freedom of speech.
2. A member of the Protest Warrior organization.
The Protest Warrior found a booth for communism set up at a "peace" rally.
protest warrior by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Protest warrior 

A group of neocon "FREEDOM-FIGHTER" college students whose main objective is to scare the "LIBERAL PUSSIES" out of their right to freedom of speech by crashing their "FASCIST DEMONSTRATIONS", and to squeal about the left, and allow people like Ann Coulter to trample over the dignity of the Liberals.

Of course, their bark is much worse than their bite.

The only reason why anyone knows about them is the fact that so many people are so scared of them for some reason. These ingrates "FIGHT" to dismember things like the ACLU, yet it is the ACLU that allows them to exist. Even though they are militantly pro-war, most of them don't enlist, and thus aren't even willing to defend the ideals they champion.

I say to Liberals:
Don't beat up on the wee "PROTEST WARRIORS", they aren't worth your stones and fists. Just don't listen to them. They have the right to exist as a group, but never forget that you do to.
It's about time that we stop paying attention to these opportunistic and self-deluded snobs, or else we'll end up in a place as hopeles as theirs.

And also remember: America was not founded as a nation of Conservatives or Liberals.
Protest Warrior = peaceful terrorist = something scary but unable of fighting.
Protest warrior by El_Haggis September 18, 2006