Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.

Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.

by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005

Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage

Hey would you like to be milked elbow deep prostate massage

by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004

Prostate

the main part of a man's body to help produce sperm is this area is to be stimulated a man will feel intense amounts of pleasure

the prostate is a walnut kind of shape and feel its felt good when it was touched

by Cody June 22, 2004

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

probate

The "coming out" ceremony for those who were pledging, especially in the NPHC. This normally includes masks covering the faces of those who were pledging until they are revealed as the newest member of XYZ. Also, other Greeks will show up, especially those of that sorority or fraternity that the probate is of and their sorors and brothers from other schools as well as their own. Other occurances at a probate are: reciting the Greek alphabet, acknowledging your big sisters or big brothers, the announcement of the line name and ones individual line name. Following this event, which attracts a lot of members, especially of the black race, is a party. Also, the newest members of that organization are showered with memorabilia to keep.

Did you see the Delta probate last Thursday? There were five girls on line and they arrived in police cars.

by girlchucked May 5, 2006