When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!
by blondie January 13, 2005
Get the nightmare of epic proportionsmug. "The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
Get the omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportionsmug. Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
Get the Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theorymug. by YuOfTheNight January 10, 2021
Get the Fucked outta proportionmug. Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.
People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.
by ZippyDee October 3, 2011
Get the pinch proportionsmug. 
by Longlivenobody July 4, 2015
Get the jurassic proportionmug.