When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!
This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!
by blondie January 13, 2005
"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 19, 2004
by Longlivenobody June 25, 2015
when you're reading slash (mlm) and the author has clearly assigned a "boy and a girl"- one character is incredibly well built and macho whilst the other is the skinniest twink to have ever twunk. commonly found in fanfiction from wattpad.
someone: i'm reading this spideypool fic rn and spiderman's got those yaoi proportions
someone else: you you mean a slutty little waist despite having the upper body strength of a god?
someone: exactly
someone else: you you mean a slutty little waist despite having the upper body strength of a god?
someone: exactly
by rottingxoxox June 20, 2023
A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = kx, where k is a constant value.
In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.
In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.
The chance of toast hitting the buttered side-up is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021
by YuOfTheNight January 11, 2021