Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.

(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right

by Catalysis April 23, 2010

Profanity

When professionals show their fannies in public

It could also mean a cuss word

1. That profanity party is insane!

2. Don't use profanity in my house

by SimDevoSlipknot May 29, 2016

profanic

Profanic is a combination of both PROFOUND & PROFANE and is an adjective.

The President's profanic zeal for extinguishing abortion is noteworthy.

by Jackson Morris June 23, 2006

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Rofanticise

the romanticised, nostalgic and fanticised way people look at past civilisations (living or dead), without taking into account the hardships, shortcomings, small mindedness, and general crappiness those ways of living or societies generally contained. see; 1940's/50's America, Hunter gatherer tribes, Ancient Rome, Ancient Norse, Medieval Europe, Victorian England, ect.

people commonly rofanticise 1940's and 1950's American society forgetting segregation, sexism and war.

"Pirates of the Caribbean" is a film that has rofanticised the golden age of piracy.

Steam Punk is a great example of how rofanticising can influence culture.

by Adam in Darwin April 25, 2021

preanticipate

1.To have advance knowledge that you are about to become aware of a situation which has not yet become a reality.
2. To anticipate an anticipation of unforeseen events.

My penis preanticipated Mark's mother's need to be penetrated so without our knowledge or approval proceeded to violate her anus.

by captainzenon October 18, 2010