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Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014
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Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor
by shortstirling June 29, 2015
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procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.
Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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procrastinator

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.
Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?
by Keri April 23, 2004
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procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.
You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.
by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014
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Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.
Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.
by AaronOOF April 29, 2011
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procrastinator

a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or assignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid...
THE PROCRASTINATOR! I will.... eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)
by wat up my peeps October 6, 2009
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