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precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions
Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.
by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004
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Precipical

That couple is so precipical for each other
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Jaime Preciado

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.
It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.
by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012
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peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
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Preciute

When a person is so precious and cute. When you have so much love for that person.
Danial, you’re so preciute!!!!
by Surr June 4, 2018
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dirty precious

When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
by Dirty Precious August 30, 2019
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precious

a girl, who can never be replaced.

she’s the most beautiful person you‘ll ever met in your whole life. you are just blessed with her. if you met precious you will never want to let her go again because she makes your life so much better and so much easier in many levels. you need nothing else in your life when you have precious. shes your best friend, the one who always helps you, always loves you and your whole family.
just hope that you‘ll never lose her because that will hurt you.
„your friendship means the world to me, precious“ „i‘m fucking blessed with precious“
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