Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

preservatif

french for condom

"Excusey moi french dude, like je voudrais un preservatif..." * if a girl blush and look tres embarassed, if a guy shrug shoulders and look macho in international guy-gesture for "im getting some tonight" *

by dude October 21, 2003

Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.

Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"

by kiki_____ May 16, 2018

dominance-preservationism

dominance-preservationism, noun. The act of manipulating a system or institution as a means of protecting one’s power or position

the public official, in an unabashed show of dominance-preservationism, instituted policies that prevented his subordinates from gaining power.

by minerva's undersecretary February 12, 2020

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013

the perserve family

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you

'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

by izUwU-chan666 March 20, 2022