Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.

Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”

by hodiedodie April 18, 2010

preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

Prekend

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend

“James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”

by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

prepent

To repent previous to doing something that you would feel guilt about after doing it. Pre-paid repentance

I am so glad that I prepented before we got here on spring break.

by David Anderson June 6, 2005

prepeat

When someone reads your mind so that they can say what you are going to say right before you say it, thus making you look retarded.

my fiend said "i think its gonna rain"
and i followed right after repeating "i think its gonna rain"
so he says "yeah i know, i just said that"
so i replied "well thats your bad, quit prepeating me"

by skytzo June 2, 2007