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prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Prolapse-fuck

The act of returning a prolapsed rectum to it's original place with an erect penis. Also used as an insult.
"That dude is a total Prolapse-fuck!"
"When she tore her rectum, I just prolapse-fucked it back into place."
"I had a dream that I was in Hell, and my punishment was an eternal prolapse-fucking.
by Evad Brovachek December 18, 2011
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Gaynal prolapse

The messy result of an extreme anal bashing session, where the insides of the rectal passage divide by zero, falling out all over the other guy's cock.

Variations of this may include the second male inserting his custard cannon into the prolapse, spaffing all over the bleeding mess, re-inserting everything back into the ass canal, and sewing it up again.
Neil's bedroom was a total mess this morning, his gaynal prolapse exploded all over the sheets.
by Source_421 March 19, 2010
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Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021
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prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.
That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
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prolapse kiss

The prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed rectums, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two anal tubes. Ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.
Ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
Jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. Both prolapsed. On the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.

What? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. Wooh that's is a beautiful moment. They will be bros for life now .
by anon.gcfgv755r July 12, 2017
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